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MLB players could push for harsher PED suspensions
Friday’s Say Hey, Baseball mostly focuses on Dee Gordon and PED suspensions. And also yoga poses.


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The Major League Baseball players who do not use performance-enhancing drugs are not pleased with the ones who do. With Chris Colabello and Dee Gordon both suspended this month, there is a sudden call for harsher penalties for failed PED tests coming from players. Some, like Justin Verlander, have apparently forgotten that false positives are a thing and the kind of damage a false positive could to do someone’s career were they to be suspended during a private appeal process. Others, like Matt Holliday, think that the suspensions are too light and that by taking away more of a player’s career the first time around, fewer of them would risk cheating.
Here’s the truth, though: PEDs aren’t going away. Not in baseball, not in football, not in any competitive sport. Longer first-time suspensions would likely sway established players from cheating -- not all, maybe, but more than the current 80-game suspension does. What about the fringe players, though? The ones making $30,000 per year or whatever in Triple-A for the fourth year in a row? If they believe taking PEDs is going to get them $500,000-plus for a season and a pension as a union member before they’re caught, then what’s the incentive to not take them? Especially when there is always the chance they don’t get caught for a few years, and by then they’ve got a guaranteed deal with an extra zero or zeroes on it.
So, lengthier suspensions should be a goal for the union. Voiding contracts should not be: the MLBPA already cedes enough power to MLB’s owners, and they don’t need to create any situation where teams can attempt to get contracts tossed out. Lengthier suspensions won’t solve the problem, though, as they aren’t going to change human nature. Some players are going to cheat, for one reason or another. The hope is that you can minimize how many “some” is. Baseball has already done a decent job of that, but there is obviously still work to do.
- Dee Gordon was dirty and everything is a lie. This is just the uplifting Friday morning story you were looking for!
- Remember, though: only morons think that every surprise performance in baseball is coming from a player who is cheating.
- In lighter news, someone stole a 14-foot Royals player off of a billboard.
- Adrian Beltre swung and missed, but he gave us a graceful yoga pose in the process, so really, was it a strike at all? Yes. Yes, it was. But at least it was graceful.
- It's hard to project a knuckler, but Steven Wright now has a 122 ERA+ in 133 major-league innings, so it's time the Red Sox give him an actual rotation spot.
- John Danks is the weak point in the White Sox rotation, and Chicago is going to need to do something about that.
- The Braves are apparently "desperate" to trade for draft picks, probably because they have been watching their current team and do not like what they see.
- Rob Refsnyder is not the answer at third base for the Yankees, but Chase Headley doesn't seem to be, either.
- Joe Girardi wants to ban the shift, and Michael Baumann has some thoughts on the matter.











