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Fists and lists: Sustained by the tiny embers of hot stove season

Tuesday’s Say Hey, Baseball looks at Giancarlo Stanton’s list and Doug Fister’s signing.

MLB: Miami Marlins at Colorado Rockies
MLB: Miami Marlins at Colorado Rockies
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It’s very clear that the stove isn’t lit. You know it. I know it. Say Hey, Baseball keeps saying it. If you’ve ever turned on a gas stove and heard the clicking sound, that’s what’s happening. And it won’t stop. Ever, probably. So we’re left to ruminate on what might be (like a Giancarlo Stanton trade) or hold tight to the small sparks of hope (like a Doug Fister signing), and that’s OK, too.

Fister’s contract with the Rangers gives him at minimum $3.5 million for 2018 with a 2019 club option and the possibility of adding up to $8 million extra. Barely spending a fraction of what they will need in free agency this season, the Rangers got major league experience from a guy who has struggled with a sub-90s fastball but whose most recent work is trending up. Even if that trend includes an ERA upward of 4.00 in the last two months of 2017 and will coincide with Cole Hamels regression, Fister doesn’t have to be the ace. (He won’t have to be the two-starter or probably the three-starter either.)

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Fister takes one for the league-wide team by signing before the market is set and his value is cemented. He probably didn’t lose out on much given his drawbacks. But he could be a steal if he continues his upward trend. The Rangers still need rotation help, and this deal doesn’t hold them back from other options.

One factor that led Fister to be one of the lone acquisitions this late into November is Stanton. Teams are holding their breath and their bank accounts on a bet that they might have a chance to bring on the 28-year-old dinger-god. Giving us something to ponder while we wait is the report that he’s supplied the Marlins with a list of teams to which he’d accept a trade. The top choice being the Dodgers.

The Dodgers make sense for the LA native and for anyone who likes playing for 2017’s best team and not, you know, the Marlins. The Dodgers have room for him in the outfield and on the payroll. It’s a great fit. Get it done so we can stop with the bad stove analogies.

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