Taking shrooms knock most people on their butts for hours on end. For Wiz Khalifa they might be a performance enhancing drug. The Pittsburgh native was picked to throw out the first pitch for the Pirates on Monday, and he decided to add a layer of complexity to the proceedings by being high as hell.
Wiz Khalifa threw out a first pitch high on shrooms and still did better than most celebrities
Turns out they’re a performance enhancing drug!
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
Honestly, he did pretty dang well all things considering.
We know there were substances involved because he was absolutely not shy for a damn second about posting about his process of getting ready for the first pitch.
Is this the kind of influence we want on the kids? Don’t ask me, I’m not a cop. I write about sports. Why are you asking me? What I do know, is that while Wiz Khalifa’s mechanics weren’t perfect, and he didn’t exactly have a lot of velocity on the ball, he did still markedly better than most people who try and throw out a first pitch and fail.
For my money, 50 Cent still has the worst first pitch of all time — which means Wiz wins the rap battle.
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