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Rapping Brad Keselowski Fan Tells Carl Edwards Where To Stick Vitamin Water

Carl Edwards fans probably won’t find this very funny, but most everyone else will.

A Brad Keselowski fan posted a short but clever rap song on YouTube last July that is just now getting attention, thanks to a tweet from the driver himself.

The fan, who goes by “gforceoh” on YouTube, was apparently moved by anger after Edwards wrecked Keselowski at Gateway last summer.

His anti-Edwards rap, which is a brief 1 minute, 13 seconds, has the chorus:

I ain’t eatin’ Subway, I ain’t gettin Aflac;

Scotts on my grass? Nah, I think I’ll pass.

Take your Vitamin Water and shove it up your a**.

Keselowski tweeted about the rap early Saturday, posting a link and writing:

@keselowski: I’m completely cool about it Carl fans... Just wanted to share someone else’s hard work. ;)

@keselowski: Ok so maybe I did laugh until I cried... But still, I’m over it.

@keselowski: And maybe I did almost pee my pants. But I did get up in time... Lol

“Gforceoh” isn’t the only NASCAR rapper out there. We previously told you about Raytona500, who has two songs about Kyle Busch and another concerning the “Have at it, boys” rule.

You can check out the Keselowski/Edwards rap below:

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