VIDEO: Blake Griffin Is Best Player Ever, According To Clippers Broadcast

You have to give those who follow the Clippers one thing: they're so used to terrible players that everybody looks better by association. There's only so many nice things you can say about Eric Piatowski, Michael Olowokandi, Stanley Roberts and Darius Miles, you know?

So in that spirit, here's a video of the Clippers broadcast team trying to describe the one player who is actually worth gushing over. All you need to bake your very own Blake Griffin is a little Larry Bird, a splash of Kobe Bryant, a tablespoon of Dennis Rodman, a cup of LeBron James, a sprinkling of Dominique Wilkins and some Dwight Howard to top it all off. Put it all together, and poof! You get Blake Griffin. Sounds easy enough, right?

Tune in next week, when Ralph Lawler and Mike Smith explain why DeAndre Jordan is actually a combination of Moses Malone, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Bill Russell (he's left-handed too!).