Shaq has an autobiography coming out on November 15. Deadspin has an excerpt. Kobe Bryant, somewhere, has a migraine.
Shaq’s Autobiography Is The Real Kobe-Stopper
Kobe stands up and goes face-to-face with me and says, "You always said you're my big brother, you'd do anything for me, and then this Colorado thing happens and you never even called me. [...] I thought you'd publicly support me, at least. You're supposed to be my friend."
Brian Shaw chimed in with "Kobe, why would you think that? Shaq had all these parties and you never showed up for any of them. We invited you to dinner on the road and you didn't come. Shaq invited you to his wedding and you weren't there. Then you got married and didn't invite any of us. And now you are in the middle of this problem, this sensitive situation, and now you want all of us to step up for you. We don't even know you."
Oh my.
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