Shawn Bradley stands at 7-foot-6, which is always relevant but especially to this story. You see, Bradley’s bike was stolen and he was quite upset about it. After all, he’d been using the bike to get in shape and it would have been expensive to replace. You know, because he’s 7-foot-6 and the bike was
PHOTO: Shawn Bradley’s Stolen Bike Was Found
Everything about this story is ridiculous, so let’s recap a few of the finer points. There’s also a photo of Shawn Bradley on his bike that’s worth hitting the jump for.
- The thief is 6-feet tall.
- The bike is made for a guy a solid 18 inches taller than the thief
- The bike was custom-made and marked, making it easy as hell to spot.
- Seriously, what were you doing with a bike made for a really tall guy?
- The thief had options:
Bradley found it strange that only the bicycle, black with a "76" painted on the frame to denote Bradley's height, was taken Friday morning from a barn next to the gated home. Seven other bicycles used by his six children and wife weren't touched, nor were his boat, tools or even a $200 pair of Oakley sunglasses stuffed into his bicycle helmet.
- Even if the thief planned to sell the bike, where in the world was he going to find a 7-foot-6 man to ride it?
Here’s Shawn Bradley on the bike:
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