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Come Fan with UsSaturday, June 20, 2026

For KFC, No Wound Is Too Fresh To Rub Seasoning Salt In

Is KFC trying to use the NBA lockout for profit and gain? Why yes! From an email PR blast:

↵↵After 144 days of negotiations, lawyers couldn’t make this basketball season happen, the commissioner couldn’t help and neither could big-name players.
Now, KFC is stepping in to speed up the negotiation process by offering to bring both sides together over buckets of chicken. If the owners/players will name the time and place, KFC will deliver a “10 Peace Offering” of Original Recipe to cater their talks.

↵↵10 PEACE Offering, get it? Get it? Get it?

↵The pitch then sends fans to KFC’s Facebook page where they can sign a petition and also probably acquire eDiabetes. We will save you the social media headache and instead direct you to Paula Deen’s recipe page.

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