Kobe Bryant is getting divorced, and while an actual Lakers press conference where Kobe curses out people like Mike Wilbon and J.A. Adande would be outstanding, for now it’s likely to remain a private matter. The closest we can get to that dream is this Funny or Die video.
VIDEO: Kobe Bryant Comments On His Divorce (Okay Not Really)
As (Fake) Kobe explains:
The divorce ain’t gonna affect a goddamn thing, honestly. You know, she got the house and now I’m livin’ in the gym. I think we all know what that means. Scoring titles. MVP, title. All-star game MVP, title. Dunk contest, title. Three-point contest, title. Skills challenge, title. You can take the daughters. I get my weekends, you know what I’m doin’ five days outta the week?
Video after the jump.
Kobe Divorce Meltdown - watch more funny videos
At some point we need to talk about “Basketball Husbands”, and how that could single-handedly redeem all the evils of reality TV over the past ten years, but for now just enjoy the video above.
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