Skip to main content
Come Fan with UsWednesday, August 5, 2026

Nick Young Makes Kobe Bryant Look Like John Stockton

Nickyoung-tz_medium

A bit more than a week ago, we unveiled the Black Hole Atlas for NBA guards. Kobe Bryant, as you may expect, came the closest to the titular black hole, owing to a remarkable usage rate combined with a relatively low assist-per-shot figure.

Neil Paine of Basketball-Reference.com has a method to ascertain the number of touches a player has during any given game. He used those figures and estimates of the number of passes to a teammate in an attacking position players make to come up with his own “black hole” ratings.

As it turns out, Kobe passes the ball on an estimated 50 percent of his touches, on the low end among guards who play 30 minutes a game and, as we found in the Atlas, comparable to Dwyane Wade and Kevin Martin among high-usage guards. But the real star of Paine's work: Nick Young.

Paine's numbers indicate that Young passes on 27.4 percent of his touches. The next most Black Hole guard playing at least 30 minutes a game? DeMar DeRozan at 36.1 percent. (Trojans!)

Let’s put this in perspective. If Kobe passed the ball as infrequently as Young does while maintaining his frequency of touches per minute, he would take 32 shots per game. That doesn’t include foul shots.

For what it’s worth, two players have averaged more than 32 shots per game in a season in NBA history. Wilt Chamberlain did it three times (including 39.5 FGAs per game during his 50 ppg season) and Elgin Baylor did it once. Those guys, however, were playing upward of 44 minutes per game. Kobe is playing 34.

So our theoretical Kobe-corrupted-by-Nick-Young would be the greatest Black Hole Machine in theoretical NBA history. Suck on that, Antoine Walker!

See More:

More in NBA

NBA
NBA free agent predictions for biggest names still availableNBA free agent predictions for biggest names still available
NBA

Let’s predict the landing spots for the NBA’s top remaining free agents.

By Ricky O'Donnell
NBA
7 NBA teams who will be way better than last year7 NBA teams who will be way better than last year
NBA

These NBA teams are going to be a lot better in the upcoming season than they were last year.

By Ricky O'Donnell
NBA
Why LeBron James chose the 76ers in NBA free agency, and his big bet on Jaylen BrownWhy LeBron James chose the 76ers in NBA free agency, and his big bet on Jaylen Brown
NBA

LeBron James *really* wanted to play with Jaylen Brown

By Ricky O'Donnell
NBA
NBA Reacts: Are the LeBron Sixers the best team in the East?NBA Reacts: Are the LeBron Sixers the best team in the East?
NBA

The 76ers have more talent than anyone in the Eastern Conference, but will it turn into enough wins to win the East?

By Kyle Thele
NBA
Steph Curry to the Hornets is the wild NBA rumor that might have legsSteph Curry to the Hornets is the wild NBA rumor that might have legs
NBA

This makes so much sense, and it’s so irresponsible.

By James Dator