Yo do you remember schmo from high school
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You know. He was the one in mr. Mitchell’s class who went to detention because he wouldn’t stop calling washington dc “our nation’s crapital”
He was a pretty political bro. Anyway me and him went to dallas for the super bowl. Still here
Figure as long as we’re here we might as well stay another night to see the cavs play the mavericks
Lebron jaaaaaames! I wish I brought something for lebron to autograph
People are talking about the cavaliers setting a record tonight. Record for most lebron james slamjams?
Ok game’s about to start. I just bought a mavericks program for him to sign. Hope he doesn’t mind. Still need pen though
Schmo says why dont i just have him sign it with the blood of capitalist borshuah (sp?) vermin. I dont even know what that means.
Hey can you look something up for me? What is lebron’s uniform number?
He might be hurt. I’m gonna ask somebody hold on
This is bulls***
I thought the heat moved to memphis and became the grizzlies
Why would he play for the heat. The heat is seriously just alonzo mourning sitting on a metal folding chair in the middle of an empty warehouse and drinking a juice box
I don’t know? Like hi-c probly
Schmo says ecto cooler
Schmo also says he wishes the other army won the alamo
This is so lame. None of the cavs did the thing where they throw the chalk
Even when they do a slam dunk it’s like they just do a jump shot from 1 inch away
Slam dunk shot
Ok so the Mavs are up 99-96 with a few seconds left
Hahahaahahahahaahhhhha
Nobody wanted to shoot the ball. They just kept passing it around until time ran out. Cavs lose
Schmo was cheering. He says the only rational action is inaction
He’s always going on about political stuff. Thats what happens when you listen to audioslave all the time
Well awesome now i hate the mavaliers and cavericks and im drunk
I hate dallas
Hahahaha you gotta be s***in me someone just said there’s a dallas player called dork nowitzki
Oh
I hate dallas
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