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David Kahn Alleges NBA Draft Lottery Is Fixed, Makes Weird Bar Mitzvah Comparison

by Brian Floyd

This quote from David Kahn in the aftermath of the NBA Draft lottery is probably the most Kaaaaaahhhhnnnnnnn quote ever.

↵↵“This league has a habit, and I am just going to say habit, of producing some pretty incredible story lines,” Kahn said. “Last year it was Abe Pollin’s widow and this year it was a 14-year-old boy and the only thing we have in common is we have both been bar mitzvahed. We were done. I told Kevin: ‘We’re toast.’ This is not happening for us and I was right.”

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