On Tuesday night, Timberwolves president David Kahn made some remarks that were perceived by some to insinuate that a conspiracy in the draft order was afoot. After watching video of his remarks, it’s pretty clear that Kahn was joking and that there isn’t much to get upset about, but sentiment still persists that Kahn is an insensitive joke clown fraud kindergartener baby idiot draft-dodger disgrace Marxist crybaby who must be shot into deep space lest the Sun God learn that we are offering him safe harbor on our planet.
Some Safe Jokes For David Kahn To Tell Next Time The NBA Draft Lottery Jobs Him
Kahn could probably benefit from some safer jokes next time around. With that in mind, we have taken the liberty of writing some more appropriate jokes if the Wolves have bad luck next time.NBA Draft? Shoot! By the time all this is over, I’m gonna need a Miller Genuine Draft!
Lottery? You got that right! Lottereasons to suspect league-wide conspiracy, that is!
Know what the difference is between the Cleveland Cavaliers and my Chevy Cavalier? The Cavaliers get Irving, and my Cavalier gets unnerving! Know what they have in common? Neither one'll turn over! Thanks, General Motors (topical)!
I went to a distinctly undemocratic process by which mens’ employers are determined for them by balding men and the rudderless knocking of balls in a caged wheel... and an NBA Draft broke out! Boi-oi-oi-oinnnng!
Did you hear about the draft order that satisfied the concerns of each interested party while still delivering a robust and exciting experience? Neither did I!
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