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Tony Allen Detained By Gang Of Old Ladies After Fender-Bender

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Tony Allen was hit by an old lady while driving his daughter to school in Memphis early Monday. Like all great athletes, the Grizzly documented his saga on Twitter. A summary can be found below.

First, Allen asks a legal question.

Who [fault] is it if some 1 run into 2 u!!from the back

Then, the twist.

Thank GOD I'm ok!! But I feel bad this elderly lady is panicking she think I'm a crook with no insurance! She will not exchange info ... She say she waitng on the cops ) but she hit me ... She called her home gurl aswell

Allen follows with a clandestine rear view mirror photo of the woman's friend arriving.

Next, a plea.

My baby has 2 be inschool!! Where the cops at

And finally, the perrrrrfect joke.

Locking my doors (leads to photo at the top of this post).

Fin.

#Dadlife

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