During the Warriors' loss to the Magic on Thursday night, they sent Dwight Howard to the free-throw line for an NBA-record 39 shots. It was not effective, but on the bright side, the term "hack-a-Dwight" has entered our sporting lexicon.
‘Hack-A-Dwight,’ And Other Ill-Advised Defensive NBA Strategies
“Hack-a-Dwight” is the latest in a long list of pithy, hyphenated player-specific NBA defensive strategies that have been attempted and quickly abandoned, on account of them being completely ineffective. Some others are after the jump.
- Harangue-A-Haslem
- Disregard-A-Deng
- Enable-An-Ellis
- Cherish-A-Chalmers
- Narrate-A-Nash
- Consider-A-Hawes
- Relent-To-A-Rose
- Collate-A-Collison
- Go-To-The-Library-Without-Telling-A-Durant
- Put-On-Some-Tea-And-Make-Some-Time-For-A-Jonny-Flynn
- Withhold-Earnings-From-A-Dirk
- Sublet-To-A-Serge
- Suffer-A-Vesely
- Offer-Asylum-To-A-Bynum
- Tell-Thabeet-He's-Really-Neat!
- Mail-An-Aaron Gray
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