Drew Gooden has some tickets to give away, and you have to respect the creativity:
Drew Gooden is handing out free tickets for the Bulls game tonight
Is it worth it to care about anything?
Dennis Wierzbicki-US PRESSWIRE
The apparent winner posted this photo of his Kirk Hinrich jersey:
It all raises some important questions:
- Will Drew Gooden reward someone who’s mocking his former Kansas teammate?
- Is this an accurate snapshot of Kirk Hinrich’s NBA career?
- But wait wouldn’t a Gooden jersey in the toilet be even more appropriate? Did you know Drew Gooden is making almost 6.69 million dollars this year?
- Did you know he hasn’t played in a single game?
- Did you know Drew Gooden has made almost 50 million dollars the past 10 years?Why is life so unfair?
- If Drew Gooden is always going to be a hundred times more successful than we are, what’s the point of ever trying at anything? What are we even doing here?
- Should we just give up?
- If Drew Gooden is making $7 million this year, what’s stopping us from quitting our jobs to spend the rest of our life rioting? Forget Twitter giveaways. Shouldn’t anarchy be the only rational response?
Is anyone listening? Of course nobody’s listening.
Nobody’s ever listening.
And ... Okay, that got a little dark. But hey, two free tickets to Bulls-Bucks!
