MEMO: To all journalists
Memo: Here Is Every Remaining Jeremy Lin Pun
RE: Jeremy Lin puns
Please take advantage of the remaining Jeremy Lin puns for usage in headlines, stories and blog posts. They are the only ones left.
Linternational House of Fancakes [lowbrow cake fat breakfast LIN]
LINternational Hate Line [anti-hater rhetorical geographical LIN]
LINcompetent [off night hater term LIN]
PenicilLIN [weekend in Ibiza LIN]
BackpedaLINg [hesistant LIN]
BeastLINess [primal alpha male LIN]
BloodcurdLINg [Spectral Halloween LIN]
BoondoggLINg [public works project millions over budget LIN]
RumbLIN BumbLIN StumbLIN [Berman kill me cliche time LIN]
CLINcher [NY Post Future HeadLINe LIN]
MeLINoma [skin cancer awareness LIN]
Bo PeLINi [stroked out rageface Nebraska coach LIN]
Carolus LINnaeus [father of taxonomy LIN]
LINdependence Day [Bill Pullman Alien Slayer LIN]
DiscipLINe and Punish [Foucault LIN]
Ugly DuckLIN [misleading childhood story LIN]
LINsane In the Membrane [90s stoner rap LIN]
RolLIN in the Deep [obsessive ex-girlfriend LIN]
Roast Duck with FingerLINg Brotatoes [farm-to-table bro LIN]
FeLINiesque [Curvy ladies yelling at Marcello Mastroianni in skinny tie LIN]
FLINtlock Rifle [Appalachian standoff LIN]
GunsLINger! [Favre LIN]
FreebalLIN’ [Underwear opponent LIN]
KilLIN’ In the Name Of [dorm room marxist LIN]
KremLIN calLIN'! [Signs With Nets LIN]
LandLINe [Old people AOL service LIN]
LINzer Torte [Fancy jam cookie LIN]
Wichita LINeman [Glenn Campbell/Jimmy Webb LIN]
LINgua BANKua [big contract talks LIN]
LINdiana Motor Speedway [lactose-tolerant Indy Car Lin]
LINdsay Brohan [degenerate wastoid glamwhore-period LIN]
LogrolLIN’ [beardy lumberjack LIN]
MandoLIN Rain [Bruce Hornsby proto-chillwave LIN]
MascuLIN/Feminin [Godard snob LIN]
PaLINdrome [Able Was I Ere I Saw Elba LIN]
PolLINation [Springtime Flower Sex LIN]
PopLIN [Underappreciated Textile LIN]
QuisLINg [Paranoid Political Rhetoric LIN]
RambLINg [Railway Hobo Troubadour With Floppy Hat LIN]
RassLIN’ [Jericholic LIN]
Izzy StradLIN [Old Rhythm Rock Guitarist LIN]
SLINky [Toy Broken Two Hours After Purchase LIN]
StuntLIN Like My Daddy [short tattooed Drake-enabling NOLA rapper LIN]
Master SpLINter [Racist-Ass Cartoon Rat LIN]
Military-LINdustrial Complex [Noam Chomsky-type LIN]
SwashbuckLIN’ [Piratical LIN]
The Legend of Zelda: LINk’s Awakeneing [Epic 8-Bit Elf Saga LIN]
TasseLIN’ [Western Wear Jacket LIN]
TortelLINi [sexy pasta LIN]
Alan TrammelLIN [old Detroit shortstop LIN]
WhaLINg Boat Protest [Greenpeace Japanese fisherman haters video LIN]
The YearLIN [Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings rustic Florida LIN]
Led ZeppeLIN [old bro rock LIN]
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