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Doc Rivers is already dreaming up championship parade routes

You can’t say Doc isn’t shooting for the stars this season.

“Our float’s going up there, then we’ll go down Rodeo for a few blocks maybe...”
“Our float’s going up there, then we’ll go down Rodeo for a few blocks maybe...”
“Our float’s going up there, then we’ll go down Rodeo for a few blocks maybe...”
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Ever the big dreamer, Clippers coach Doc Rivers is apparently thinking up the route a prospective championship parade would take. And all this is before his new team plays its first regular season game.

I mean, that’s just weird to me, like the adult version of a little kid planning their marriage. Besides, there’s so much he could be doing in Los Angeles; wouldn’t you rather do so many other things than look at Google Maps street view?

Rivers loves thinking big for motivation (he once stashed his players’ cash in the Lakers’ visiting locker room ceiling as a tool) but this is just super weird. Plus -- I mean, I’ve only been to a couple parades in my life -- are parades even that cool?

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