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Lakers vs. Mavericks: Bill Simmons can’t dance

Jalen Rose has rhythm, and he likes to strut it. Bill Simmons has...well, he’s a pretty good writer.

by Ethan Rothstein

Two weeks ago, we brought you Jalen Rose and Magic Johnson dancing. This week, it’s Bill Simmons’ turn, and, uh, he wasn’t as good.

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I am pretty sure this is the most any white man from Boston has ever danced on TV.

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