Last night, in the middle of the Heat-Celtics game, the NBA awarded LeBron with his nth Kia Player of the Month award. When we saw that, we wondered, “Goodness gracious, what does a person even do with so many of these?”
What does LeBron do with all those Player of the Month awards?
LeBron James has now amassed 25 Player of the Month trophies. What in the world happens to them?
The man has 25 of these little glass sculptures. He’s won it every month this season. Does he have a room devoted to them?
Our ideas included:
- Throws them into his free Kia sedans he's abandoned in a large gorge behind his house
- Uses them as birthday candles
- Throws them through Dan Gilbert's windows
- Building a literal house of glass to live in
- Melting them down to just continue his work on an all-glass suit of armor
- Just chuckin' those babies at Mario Chalmers, man
- Hanging them as Christmas tree ornaments even though they're probably wayyyy too heavy
- Making glass teeth out of them. No, I don't have any reason why he would do this. Do I need one besides that glass teeth would be super cool? Like Jaws from James Bond, but with see-through chompers. What's not to like?
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