NBA schedule and results: Grizzlies remain undefeated with win over Pelicans

This is hypnotic, and we can’t stop watching it. At the exact same instant in time, Kenneth Faried, DeMarcus Cousins,and Rudy Gay flail their arms wildly into the air, and we can’t figure out why.

Did an acting instructor tell them to pretend a grenade went off? Are they trying out to be in this piece of stock photography that came up when I just google image searched “backup dancers?”

This is your nightly DeAndre Jordan alley-oop Vine.

This was ruled a charge on Rajon Rondo, which did not make Boston Celtics announcer Brian Scalabrine happy. Still, seems like slight hyperbole.

It took four games for Nerlens Noel to come up with the first of many return to senders at the rim. Don’t feel bad, James Harden. Others will soon feel your pain.

And another look:

The man is a mutant.

Remember when Jason Kidd made a failed power play within the Nets organization and had to leave to become coach of the Bucks? It turns out Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov was deeply hurt by Kidd’s decision to -- wait, it turns out Prok couldn’t give an eighth of a crap:

It’s better in Prokhorov’s voice: