Lance Stephenson now has a music video

Here is what you need to know about Lance Stephenson’s music video:

1. Lance Stephenson is now on the Charlotte Hornets, who are now a team, so it’s not weird for him to be wearing this:

2. Lance Stephenson doesn’t rap so much as he occasionally changes the lyrics of that one Bobby Shmurda song to occasionally refer to the fact that he is a professional basketball player. The only one of these I enjoyed was changing

I been sellin’ crack since the fifth grade / never really mattered what that shit madeto

I been ballin hard since like the fifth grade / watchin AI score 40 in the french braids3. If you hang out with Lance Stephenson, you are allowed to hold up cool purple and teal retro Jordans. He is not, because he’s signed to And1, something he says 14 times in the song.