It’s Game 2 and Blake Griffin is still dunking all over the Spurs

It’s only Game 2 of the series between the Los Angeles Clippers and the San Antonio Spurs and, you guessed it, Blake Griffin is going crazy with dunks.

Look at this. Just look at it.

It’s like Tiago Splitter wanted to box out Griffin but he remembered what happened to his teammate Aron Baynes and just let bygones be bygones and gave up two points. I don’t even blame him. Would you try to box out Griffin. Let me answer that: no. You like to live with all your limbs in tact and enjoy walking down sidewalks without a limp.

Splitter choose the high road. And you can’t even blame him.

The next move wasn’t fair.

Instead of Griffin just plain dunking on the defender and taking his soul, he got flashy in the open court. Boris Diaw was worse than a deer in headlights. His ankles were so froze, they could make Starbucks serve coffee on a stick. This just isn’t fair. A big man should hit a eurostep like that. It’s okay Diaw. We all feel your pain.

This next dunk was just stupid.

The first game’s victim was Baynes. Today’s trendsetter is Diaw. Hide ya kids. Hide ya wife Diaw, because Griffin is locked in on you and going for the kill.

He spins off Diaw like he was a helpless toddler on the playground trying to check rock at the top of the key. “Oh what’s that little boy? You wanna try and steal the ball?” TOO BAD. Blake Griffin doesn’t care about your dreams or aspirations or NBA goals. He just wants to dunk on you as many times as possible. And if you’re lucky, you won’t be too embarrassed.

The game went to overtime, which just meant more opportunity for Griffin to hammer the rim.

This must be what it’s like to fly. It’s completely effortless for Griffin. Hell, if he wanted to jump another six feet out, he could. And who would stop him? Oh yeah. No one.