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Klay Thompson is the NBA’s best grandpa
Good morning. We have that and more in Tuesday’s NBA newsletter.


SAME SONG, DIFFERENT VERSE: Another Team USA smackdown in warmups. This time, Nigeria. Kevin Durant can’t even with this DeMar DeRozan dunk. Tournament starts for real in six days.
KLAYTHEISM: Shams Charania on Klay Thompson’s coming adjustments in the wake of Durant. The best and Most Klay Possible excerpt: “I was sleeping and my brother came to my room and woke me up to tell me that KD committed. I didn’t believe it at first when he told me, so I had to check my phone and verify it. I was like, ‘Seriously? KD really chose us?’ It was an incredible moment for our organization, and I was psyched. We had the final form of our team. And then I went back to sleep.”
PARSING PARSONS’ IMPACT: Joe Mullinax determines which Grizzlies will benefit the most from the presence of Chandler Parsons.
AHEAD OF HIS TIME: Jonathan Tjarks on Kevin Garnett’s futurism is a very good read about an intensely important player.
NOT GIVING UP MY CONDO ON LOCKOUT BAY: Michele Roberts, chief of the players’ union, expresses optimism a labor deal can be reached without a work stoppage in 2017. She specifically cites the December 15 opt-out date as a target for a deal. I remain skeptical.
THE LOGO MAN: Meet the man behind the logos of the NBA and MLB. Via REDEF.
IN DEFENSE OF CARGO SHORTS: Cargo shorts are destroying marriages and the Wall Street Journal is on it. More propaganda from the flat-front shorts lobby. Here’s the problem. It’s hot out. I’m either a) staying inside or b) not wearing pants. If I’m not wearing pants, I’m wearing shorts. I need somewhere to put my phone. My phone has one of those military-grade protective cases on it because I am careless and don’t want to buy a new phone every year. I can wear flat front shorts, but my phone isn’t going to fit in those pockets with my wallet and keys. You want me to get a cell phone holster? No? Then I’m wearing cargo shorts, America. I’m wearing cargo shorts.
Happy Tuesday. See you next time.











