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LeBron James hilariously categorized all his teammates’ shooting abilities using a stoplight

So there are green lights and ultra green lights and more!

Cleveland Cavaliers v Phoenix Suns
Cleveland Cavaliers v Phoenix Suns
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In a recent interview, LeBron James was asked about new teammate Kyle Korver, who was acquired in a trade with the Hawks. In response, The King laid down a color-coded guideline system to determine which Cavaliers players are allowed to shoot.

“First thing I told [Korver] when he walked into the locker room the other day is if you want to fit in shoot the ball every time you get it” James said. “Shoot the ball as soon as it touch your hands. Shoot it. We don’t care.”

Korver, who is already hitting around 41 percent from beyond the arc this season and is a career 43 percent shooter, will fit in marvelously with the crew of Cavs marksmen.

To review:

Ultra Green Light

J.R. Smith, Kevin Love, Kyle Korver, Channing Frye, James Jones

Green Light

Kyrie Irving

Flashing Light

LeBron himself

But what about the lights for the players LeBron didn’t mention? Let’s fill in some blanks.

That construction sign that has “STOP” on one side and “SLOW” on the other

Kay Felder

Jordan McRae

Flashing Yellow

Richard Jefferson

DeAndre Liggins

Yellow

Iman Shumpert

The “ Oh no the light doesn’t work but we have these officers on the scene to help out” light

Tristan Thompson

Those Railroad Crossing lights that flash when a train is coming

Dion Waiters

Norris Cole

Ricky Davis

Joel Anthony.

Remember this guide. Study it. You will need it later on in the season. I promise.

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