The 76ers are going to be so good. Their power forward is actually a point guard. Their center is basically today’s version of Shaq with a jump shot.
Joel Embiid and Ben Simmons made a highlight reel vs. Lakers
Their future is so bright I need my clout goggles.
What are we supposed to do? The only right answer here is to bow down to your new basketball overlords, Ben Simmons and Joel Embiid.
Embiid pretty much ended Kyle Kuzma’s night with this block.
AND PEEP THE STARE DOWN.
But the 76ers weren’t done. Simmons got the ball on the break immediately after that block and did some sorcery.
Pretty sure Simmons has eyes in the back of his head. And that dunk from Richaun Holmes? That’s just extra. We aren’t worthy.
This team is hell to play against right now. Forget the next two or three seasons. I don’t know how anyone is supposed to stop this.
I, for one, am excited for the future under our new basketball overlords. You should be, too.
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