Kyle Lowry suffered an awful ankle sprain in Game 2 that unfortunately kept him out of the Toronto Raptors’ next two playoff games. While it was bad for the Raptors, it was great for the internet because Lowry showed up looking like this on the bench.
What the internet thinks Kyle Lowry does for a living, based on his outfit
Lowry wore the perfect outfit for us to make these jokes.
Now that’s an outfit. We wanted to know what y’all thought of it.
Here’s what the internet came up with.
Someone who loses to LeBron in the playoffs
This was the go-to joke, which ... c’mon, guys. That’s low hanging fruit. We’re better than this. (No we’re not, but I like to imagine we are.)
R&B singer/musician/manager
Denzel Washington in Training Day
Part of Death Row Records
Preacher (who might sin a little)
Some sort of evil villain
C’mon man, you’ve gotta say it
Look at this dude. Number one rule of Twitter is “get them jokes off” and you’ve already broken it.
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