5 ways the NBA could have improved the Super Bowl

Super Bowl 53 was bad, one of the most boring NFL championsip games in history. And we’re not even talking about the halftime show! (Though, that one peaked early too.) The NBA is many things, but this unbelievably boring it is not. Here are five ways the NBA would have improved on the entertainment value of this Super Bowl.

1. People would have, like, scored points. In basketball, you can score more points in one play than the Rams scored in 60 minutes. Well, James Harden can. Everyone else usually needs two possessions.

2. There are no punts in basketball. Well, there are usually no punts in basketball.

3. Conservative play calling in basketball usually means running halfcourt sets and keeping four back for the rebound, but at least you still take shots when you play that way in the NBA.

4. Todd Gurley, who played basketball through his junior year of high school, probably would have gotten more run in basketball game than he did in the Super Bowl.

5. There are no punts in basketball.

Ah well. The NFL had a very entertaining season. Can’t win them all. Next up on the grand sporting calendar: NBA All-Star. Bet people have had their fill of defense for a while.

Grizzlies 96, Knicks 84
Thunder 129, Celtics 134
Clippers 103, Raptors 121

All times Eastern. Games on League Pass unless otherwise noted.

Nuggets at Pistons, 7
Hawks at Wizards, 7
Bucks at Nets, 7:30, NBA TV
Pacers at Pelicans, 8
Rockets at Suns, 9
Spurs at Kings, 10, NBA TV

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