It’s all about taking things VIRAL these days, and judging from the internet, college hoops is reacting accordingly. Either that, or it’s just coincidence that there’s been roughly 400,000 trick shot videos released by different teams over the past few years.
Dear College Basketball Programs, This Is How You Make A Viral Video
But just when you thought this whole genre had bottomed out for good with Duke basketball’s autotuned rap earlier this week... Here’s Bowling Green taking things a whole new level.
They’re promoting the school’s new stadium, but there’s not really any context necessary.
”His name is Schmidthorst,
83% consonants,
and if you disrespect,
you have to deal with the consequence.
No he can’t dunk,
he can’t hit the three,
but he will melt your face,
with his philanthropy”
Hip hop isn’t dead, you guys. It just moved to Bowling Green, Ohio.












