Sure there was a basketball game going on, but Rasheed’s really just tryin to chill, man.
Rasheed Wallace Looks Like He’s Enjoying Retirement
"But why's everybody gotta yell like that, though? Can't we just chill?"
[/stares at the rafters for 20 minutes, snaps out of it]
"What quarter is it? ... Oh damn. It's two halves in college, huh?"
[/chuckles under his breath]
[/spots a fan walking down with a hot dog]
"Wonder if they have cheese fries up there? I need a lemonade, son."
[/furrows brow, spaces out]
FIVE MINUTES LATER
"Or Italian ice, man. Mmmmm... An Italian ice would be so hot right now."
[/starts thinking out loud, licking his lips]
"Watch out now, ya boy might just have to make a late-night 7-11 run. Yaknahmeeeean!"
And he laughs for a solid thirty seconds, and everyone around him is deeply confused until Raymond Felton explains, "That's just Sheed, man. Who else would show up to his Alma Mater rocking the opposing team's colors and a Dickies hat?" Yet another reason to love Rasheed Wallace.
(photo via @Jose3030)
See More:
