Oklahoma Vs. Texas: Do The Longhorns Stand A Chance?

All right, people. Buckle your chinstrap. No more screwing around with metaphors, weird humor and strange analogies. This is serious business. We're going to analyze the un-analyzable and attempt, from afar, and without compensation, to propose where the Texas Longhorns' offense can go from here for the rest of 2010. All the remaining games are winnable. We are fans, and we shall overcome the tortoise-like properties of one Greg Davis, fume about the mindlessness of the Horns' senior leadership, or decry the strangely empty results of offensive recruiting over the past 5 years, and as mighty mites irritating the skin of the Texas coaching staff, shall attempt to fix the problem with all of our amateur might.