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Iowa Vs. Michigan: Healthy Hawkeye Poormouthing

by Holly Anderson

SB Nation’s Black Heart Gold Pants reviews their weekly ten reasons to hold out no hope for the Hawkeyes, ever:

10. Bye Means Sell. Iowa is 2-4 after the so-called “bye week” under Ferentz. Even that idiot from Mad Money can predict this outcome, yep...Bulls make money. Bears make money. Hawks get slaughtered.
9. Rushmore. Denard Robinson’s per game rushing average is all of seven yards fewer per game than Iowa’s...entire team. Oh snap.

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