“Fat” isn’t an adjective that pops immediately to mind when thinking of TCU head coach Gary Patterson, particularly not when he’s fielding an undefeated Horned Frogs team ranked third in the BCS standings and gunning for a national title berth.
Utah Fans Prey On Gary Patterson’s Husky Childhood Insecurities
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[Via bubbaprog at 30fps.mocksession.com]
↵Don’t tell that to Utah fans, who’ve taken Patterson’s relatively short stature, fireplug build, and marked lack of neck and given him the Goonies treatment on GameDay. All’s fair in the top five.
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