Are you ready, diehard college football devotee, for the hap-happiest season of all, when perky, hyper-aggressive interns in your school’s athletic department pepper your days with phone pleas to purchase season tickets? Rutgers fans are about to get an extra scoop of pushy with their sales pitches, as the university is considering outsourcing ticket sales to a marketing firm.
Have They Considered Outsourcing The Football Team?
↵If you’re thinking this sounds an awful lot like a wacky sitcom premise, rest assured NBC is probably already two steps ahead of you, and has OUTSOURCED: JERSEY BOILER ROOM slotted as a midseason replacement this fall. “This football team is running in the red! And we don’t mean scarlet!” [cymbal crash]
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