Three Georgia high school students, two of them football recruits, were arrested and jailed Monday morning in connection with the theft of player phones and iPods from the UGA locker room.
Georgia Football Locker Room Theft Update: There’s An Evil Twin?
Just when you thought the Georgia football locker room theft story couldn’t get more ludicrous, we’re throwing a real, actual evil twin into the mix. Because it’s Monday and we love you, meet Marqui and Marquise, in this news blip from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution:
1 UGA theft suspect arrested is NOT prospect. Marquise Hawkins is smaller twin of QB/WR Marqui Hawkins, per Carver coach Dell McGee.How much smaller? Oh, about 5’3”. Pocket twin! Hawkins was clearly used as a spotter by the other two; it’d be a fairly simple operation to boost him up to see through the locker vents. Anyway, the confusion here was over whether Marqui was a nickname for Marquise, but given his size, it’s unlikely the latter is being recruited as anything but a gnatback. To clarify! They are two different people, which lowers the number of Georgia football recruits jailed this morning for theft of prospective teammate property to two.
Read Article >Three Football Recruits Named In Georgia Locker Room Robbery
From a pure dramatic perspective, there’s only one possible outcome funnier than the possibility of staffers being involved in stealing from Georgia football players’ lockers during “faculty appreciation day,“ and wouldn’t you know it, we’ve hit upon the very thing: The bandits who made off with over $1,000 worth of electronic devices from the Dawgs’ locker room were UGA football recruits.
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