Texas Is Always Ranked In ESPN’s Eyes

The necessary context for our game here is to realize that this is supposed to be a list of Top 25 games that ESPN is previewing. That said, can you tell which of these things is not like the others?

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↵If you said “unranked Texas’ game against unranked Rice,” you are correct. Of course, we’re sure that this has nothing to do with the fact that the game is on the Longhorn Network, or the fact that ESPN has signed a $150 million contract with unranked Texas to create the Longhorn Network.