Mizzou Tailgating: Very Strange

The above item cannot be explained. Let’s just move on. (Yes, there are plenty of normal tailgating pics from Mizzou today. But they do not involve vacuum cleaners.)

As we learned this offseason, drinks in Columbia can be really, really jumbo. Either way, this is a very different presentation than what Texas A&M’s offering.

And nobody’s more confused by all this than newcomers from Georgia:

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