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Michael Vick Has Barack Obama’s Vote, Eagles Owner Reports (FAKE TWEETS)

It’s been a long road to success for Michael Vick, but his time at the top just keeps getting better. Now, time to add another triumphant scene to the Hollywood biopic we’ll see one day--no less than the President of the United States called Eagles owner Jeffery Lurie to congratulate him on giving Vick a second chance.

As relayed by Peter King on NBC’s Sunday night football broadcast, President Obama commended Lurie on giving Vick a second chance, showing people what can be possible when a level playing field exists for prisoners once they’ve paid their debt to society. (Obligatory reference: Michael Vick is the American Dream).

Ironically, right around the same time Obama was giving Vick his vote of confidence, another prominent politician was sending his regards to his brother, Marcus, via Twitter (and jail).

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Ppl tlk about drawin inspiration from @MikeVick, but what about Marcus? If he can win, so can the city of Detroit! less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPad

??? RT @KwameKilpatrick: [...] what about Marcus? If he can win, so can the city of Detroit! less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

@KwameKilpatrick u think he should play for the Lions?less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

Nobody said anything about PLAY @MikeVick. Marcus gettin PAID no matter what thanks to you. What's a better deal than that?! #GODBLESSAMERICAless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPad

Aren't u in jail? RT @KwameKilpatrick What's a better deal than that?! #GODBLESSAMERICAless than a minute ago via TweetDeck

@MikeVick Minimum security playboy... Got the ipad next to a fireplace up in here. Beats the sh*t outta Detroit! #LOL #ClubFedless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPad

Don't knock it till u tried it! RT @KwameKilpatrick: Got the ipad next to a fireplace up in here. #LOL #ClubFedless than a minute ago via HootSuite

Ay tweeps, I'm just tryin to set a positive example for the kids and ppl who make mistakes. Me n Marcus ain't been perfct. Learn, don't emulateless than a minute ago via TweetDeck

Show him the money, honey!!! ---> RT @MikeVick I'm just tryin to set a positive example for the kids and ppl who make mistakes. less than a minute ago via HootSuite

#FREEKWAME n like the M.V.P. we all gon' get P.A.I.D. RT @MikeVick I'm [...] a positive example for ppl who make mistakes. less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPad

@KwameKilpatrick @MarionBarry SMH ... It's not even abt the money, y'all. It's abt makin the most of this 2nd chanceless than a minute ago via TweetDeck

@MikeVick LMAO it's allllllllways about the money. And, um, "helpin the people that need it most"less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPad

And crack! RT @KwameKilpatrick: it's allllllllways about the money. And helpin the people that need it mostless than a minute ago via HootSuite

#SMH ....Yall see why I want a dog, right? Ppl are so crazy!!!!less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

Don't ask @nflcommish and don't tell @PETA, but me and BO are pulling for @MikeVick in the playoffs! #BecauseCutlerSucks #DADTless than a minute ago via web

Pssst... Hey football fans, don't ask @SenArlenSpecter and don't tell @BarackObama, but ignoring anti-trust laws is how we all gon' get P.A.I.D. #DADTless than a minute ago via web

...Well, not ALL of us. #LOLockoutless than a minute ago via web

#GODBLESSAMERICA RT @nflcommish don't tell @BarackObama, but ignoring anti-trust laws is how we all gon' get P.A.I.D. #DADTless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPad

NOTE: All these tweets are 100% fake. But still: GOD BLESS AMERICA.

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