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Dez Bryant Spends 55 Grand On Dinner, Because Rules Are Rules

People get all uppity when someone brings up hazing as an issue among contemporary athletes, but really, what are we without traditions? Who would spend $55,000 on dinner then? After refusing to carry a teammate's pads earlier, Dez Bryant had to repent. From ESPN:

↵↵Monday night at Pappas Bros. Steakhouse, Bryant took the offensive players out, then Williams invited the defensive players and when the night was over the bill came: $54,896.

↵“They got the young fella,” said Bryant’s adviser David Wells. “What could he say? He had to pay it unless he wanted to wash dishes for a month.”
Players ordered basically everything on the menu and even took home bottles of wine.

↵↵Yeah, it’s funny now. But for the record, this will all be a lot less hilarious when Dez Bryant is broke in 15 years. And listen to that “adviser” chuckle over this. Dez is definitely going broke.

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