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VIDEO: Calvin Johnson Will Drink Your Milkshake

Calvin Johnson is a bad, bad man. You, being a sentient human being, are probably well aware of this, but in case you needed another reminder just check out the touchdown he scored in the fourth quarter of the Detroit Lions' game against the Dallas Cowboys.


Matthew Stafford looks to basically be throwing it away here. But, no, Johnson climbs the ladder with three Cowboys defenders encircling him and comes down with his seventh touchdown catch of the season. Yes, that's seven touchdowns in four games, keeping in mind that this one is not yet over.

I have no idea why people call him Megatron. I’m pretty sure it’s not because he transforms into a gun in his spare time or leads a gang of evil robots, but he’s clearly giving NFL defensive back nightmares. On the plus side, he has been limited to “just” 61 yards so far.

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