Mel Kiper To Dye Hair Blond If Arizona Beats Connecticut In Elite Eight

I didn’t have any rooting interest in the Arizona vs. Connecticut Elite Eight matchup, beyond just hoping for a good game. But now, that has changed, and Mel Kiper is to blame.

Now, I want Connecticut to win. Look, Mel Kiper’s hair is already completely absurd, and it already dwarfs whatever knowledge he drops about the NFL Draft on television. Do we really need to add to the absurdity and have his hair be blond? I realize that the idea of Kiper with blond hair is funny, but just you wait until you see him on TV with it. You will laugh, and then you will realize how horribly awkward it will look. Then, you will feel uncomfortable.

Let’s not be uncomfortable. Let’s keep Kiper’s hair the way it is.