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Ryan Mallett Passed Up By 49ers In Favored Of Shoeless Gentlemen

by Jon Bois

Here is Colin Kaepernick, the newest San Francisco 49er.

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↵Scouts were concerned by his lack of footwear. “He doesn’t seem to have any shoes,” said one. “In the second round, teams are still looking to draft two-shoe talents. Is a spiffy hat enough to compensate for that? I don’t know.” Prove ‘em wrong, Colin!

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