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Ricky Stanzi Drafted By Chiefs, Complete With Manufacturer Information

by Jon Bois

On Saturday, the Kansas City Chiefs drafted Iowa quarterback and human bald eagle Ricky Stanzi. The Kansas City Star's Kent Babb offers a delightful bit of information about the newest Chief:

↵↵Stanzi says he has a tattoo on his back that says: “Born in the USA, 1987.”

↵↵On his back, just above the pull cord that makes him say a variety of jingoisms. At least the Chiefs will know where to send him back if he doesn’t pan out. (Snark aside: as a Chiefs fan, Richard, happy to have you.)

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