Chris Hansen makes his living catching people in embarrassing situations on NBC’s To Catch a Predator, but as he found out this week, what goes around comes around. The National Enquirer secretly filmed the secret-filmer and caught him on a date with a young blonde woman that wasn’t his wife. The hunter became the hunted, etc.
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But beyond the comedy of it all, the news could prompt a suspension from NBC. After all, it’s probably a little hypocritical to have an adulterer catching child molesters. And wouldn’t Ochocinco be a million times more entertaining?
Ochocinco’s done plenty of crazy things to pass the time during the NFL Lockout--trying out for an MLS team, bullriding, generally just being himself--but this would blow all his other extracurriculars out of the water. It wouldn’t even be close.
As if TCAP wasn’t already the funniest show on television... Can you imagine the look on a predator’s face when Ochocinco pops into the room cursing him out in Spanglish? Plus, Ocho could eventually dedicate NBC’s resources to tracking Roger Goodell, who’s seems way too normal, and definitely has a few skeletons in his closet. “F*ck u doing here, kind sir?”
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