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Come Fan with UsTuesday, August 4, 2026

Rex Ryan stomp causes another football-related earthquake in Seattle

From Beastquake to Eastquake

You'd think that being tied with the Seahawks on the road and forcing two fumbles would be enough, but just as usual, Rex Ryan is mad.

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“Aww, nuts!”

“Poppycock!”

“Well, I think I would have to disagree with you there, good sir.”

On the bright side, Rex has added a solid .5 inch to his vertical jump after losing weight.

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