Jay Cutler is voting for Mitt Romney, which is totally perfect

“That’s a touchy subject,” said Jay Cutler, when asked about his presidential choice. “Yeah, I have been following the debates and everything. I do live in Tennessee. I’m voting for Mitt (Romney) this election season.” Wait, how does living in Tennessee explain his vote? What are his thoughts on the actual issues? Does he really believe in Romney’s budget pla--DONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN’T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE.

Of course he’s voting Romney. As for the rest of us, let’s just put politics aside and focus on what’s important. Whoever wins Tuesday, it’s comforting to know that Jay Cutler will still be Jay Cutler when America wakes up Wednesday morning.