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Come Fan with UsWednesday, August 5, 2026

Fat Guy First Down!

There’s very few redeeming qualities about the Titans and Cardinals matchup on ESPN. The Cardinals offensive line is a big ol’ tire fire, the quarterbacks aren’t much better and Chris Berman is serenading us. But dammit, we have a FAT GUY FIRST DOWN. And for that, we are thankful.

Go get some, big fella.

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Now, during the play, Trent Dilfer opined that he “didn’t have the burst.” And to that we say: How dare you? Don’t ever question the burst of a fat guy with the football.

Hats off to you, Daryn Colledge. Thanks for the great moment.

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