Will Beatty’s facemask has a lot going on

Sunday Night Football has gotten off to a

Whoa hey what am I looking at here? Easy there, Will Beatty. Just settle down with that facemask there. We know you loved The Dark Knight Rises but that’s no reason to wear Rob Liefeld’s approximation of what he thinks a football facemask would look like.

How would you even ask for something like that from Riddell or whoever? “YEAH JUST MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A CAGE. HUH? NO AS MANY BARS AS YOU CAN. AND LIKE A VISOR TOO. CAN YOU PUT KNIVES ON IT? MANNNN, NOT EVEN ONE? WELL OKAY BUT JUST MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SNAKE-EYES’ FACE THANKS.”