This week’s Absurd Power Rankings will be almost useless to those of you suffering from some form of colorblindness and, for that, I sincerely apologize. Actually, I apologize to the rest of you as well, because this week I decided to rank each NFL team based on its primary color (other than black/white) as listed on this site and whether I think you’d look nice in that color. You should not listen to me, because I write about sports on the Internet and therefore likely have no idea what’s “fashionable” or “doesn’t have a stain on it.”
NFL uniform colors, ranked
Uniform color is a drastically underrated part of an NFL team’s success (maybe). So we ranked all 32 franchises based on their primary team colors. Sorry, Browns.
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Though you do look ridiculous in pewter.
1 (tie). Dallas, San Diego, Tennessee, Seattle, Chicago, Denver:
7. Baltimore:
8. New York Jets:
9. Arizona:
10. New England:
11. Detroit:
12. Minnesota:
13 (tie). Buffalo/Indianapolis:
15. St. Louis:
16. Cleveland:
17. Philadelphia:
18. San Francisco:
19. Carolina:
20. Green Bay:
21. New York Giants:
22. Washington:
23. Houston:
24. Atlanta:
25. Kansas City:
26. Jacksonville:
27. Miami:
28. New Orleans:
29. Oakland:
30. Cincinnati:
31. Tampa Bay:
32. Pittsburgh:
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