Generally speaking, most NFL players have more to worry about than how they look in a headshot. Between practice and rehabbing from the toll of each game, you can’t expect running backs or linemen or safeties to take a lot of time to get their hair just so.
Ranking the NFL’s beautiful, boy band-worthy kickers, based solely on looks
This week’s absurd power rankings have something for NFL fans AND One Direction lovers.
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But kickers? Kickers have LOADS of free time. And that’s why this week’s Absurd Power Ranking puts all 32 franchises in order of how much their kicker looks like he could be in a boy band. (Before you accuse me of pulling unflattering photos, these all came from NFL.com. Not my fault if somebody didn’t show up ready for picture day).
1. Minnesota, Blair Walsh
2. Dallas, Dan Bailey
3. Green Bay, Mason Crosby
4. Pittsburgh, Shaun Suisham
5. Seattle, Steven Hauschka
6. Kansas City, Cario Santos
7. Philadelphia, Cody Parkey
8. Miami, Caleb Sturgis
9. Buffalo, Dan Carpenter
10(tie). Carolina, Graham Gano
10(tie). Baltimore, Justin Tucker
12. Cincinnati, Mike Nugent
13. Detroit, Matt Prater
14. Arizona, Chandler Catanzaro
15. Tennessee, Ryan Succop
16. New Orleans, Shayne Graham
17. Tampa Bay, Patrick Murray
18. Cleveland, Billy Cundiff
19. San Diego, Nick Novak
20. St. Louis, Greg Zuerlein
21. Denver, Connor Barth
22. New York Jets, Nick Folk
23. Jacksonville, Josh Scobee
24. Houston, Randy Bullock
25. Washington, Kai Forbath
26. New England, Stephen Gostkowski
27. Oakland, Sebastian Janikowski
28. New York Giants, Josh Brown
29. Chicago, Robbie Gould
30. Indianapolis, Adam Vinatieri
31 (tie). Atlanta, Matt Bryant
31 (tie). San Francisco, Phil Dawson
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